"why aren’t you wearing any friggin’ pants?"
"I am playing my role you dumbass monkey"
"That don’t explain why I can see your balls!"
I don’t have an explanation for this but was so freaking funny to draw, I’m going to make christmas cards with this drawing and give them to my family.
This guy came up to me while I was standing outside in town one night and was like “you’re absolutely beautiful,” then took my hat off my head, put it on his, and kissed me on the hand. I never saw that hat again. I miss that hat.
Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!